SNL - Iran So Far

Andy Samberg and Adam Levine © to NBC and SNL Lyrics They say true love comes only once in a lifetime and even th...

Andy Samberg and Adam Levine
© to NBC and SNL

Lyrics

They
say true love comes only once in a lifetime
and even though were
from opposite ends of the earth,
my heart tells me youre the one
for me.
Mahmoud

I remember when it started, saw you on the
news
you were hating gays, I was eating food
but I was feeling
you, and even though I disagreed with almost everything you
said
you aint wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like
a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
Mahmoud make my heart beat right
out of my chest
my mind says no but my body says yes
Nuclear
threat, the only threat I see
is the threat of you not coming home
with me.
Our love for each others like when atoms collide
Cant
express how I feel
Ay yo Adam lets ride

And Iran, Iran so far
away
is your home, but in my heart youll stay

He ran, for the
president of Iran
we ran together to a tropical island
my man,
Mahmoud is known for rilin
smiling, if he can still do it then I
can
they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
you
can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel
S&M, nestlin when were
wrestlin
You can be the port that I park my vessel in
So I try to
mute the tv but you can still see me
with your sleepy brown eyes,
butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt...
Yeah.

And Iran, Iran
so far away
come home, and in my arms youll stay

Used to look at
the stars and dream
round the world same stars were seen
And a
twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud.
Talk smooth to me, without a
tie
your pants high waisted, damn so fly.
We can take a trip to
the animal zoo
and laugh at all the funny things that animals
do
Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin boo
hope you
look in my eyes and say Im trippin too
you say Iran dont have the
bomb but they already do
you should know by now, its you.

And
Iran, Iran so far away
is your home, but in my heart youll
stay

You crazy for this one Mahmoud
you can deny the holocaust
all you want
but you cant deny that theres something between us
I
know you say theres no gays in Iran
but youre in New York now
baby
its time to stop hiding,
and start living